“Alien News Desk” is produced by Broadway Video and Bento Box Entertainment. “Tackling news, politics and entertainment from the perspective of alien newscasters completely puzzled by our human ways,”Alien News Desk” is a fun, irreverent way to put a uniquely ‘Syfy’ spin on the late night current affairs genre.” Human: We built castle walls out of used soda cans for protection and drawbridges made out of sticky notes.“The expansion into original animation and late night marks the next step in the evolution of Syfy, and builds on the successes we’ve had bringing new, younger viewers to the network,” said Chris McCumber, president, Entertainment Networks for NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment. Human: You should have seen it when we were using nerf swords and shields. Human: They fail so badly they turn everyone who plays them into hippies.Īlien: I don’t think they’ll let you use that inside. Human: I wouldn’t worry lately it has about as much of a success rate as the military making video games for kids. Human: That’s just the military attempting to plant subliminal messages into children to get them to associate having fun with holding a gun, therefore making them more likely to enlist into the military. Todd: Eat my dick! *Begins firing wildly*Īlien: Is there a reason a majority of nerf guns look like real firearms? Human: *Loads clip* Todd from accounting brought it upĪlien: *Shouts from cover* That’s not fair Todd! Human: *Points down towards copy room, sees deployed tripod with belt fed ammunition.*Īlien: Where did that come from?! *Dodges stream of darts* Human: *Pulls out pistol and shoots Alien*Īlien: *Picks up human and throws him across office* Office: *Everyone reaches for nerf gun and starts firing*Īlien: How are you humans so easily triggered to violence? Steve: *gets hit, roars, grabs nerf rifle and starts firing wildly* Human 2: *Pulls out pistol and shoots steve* Human: *Pulls out nerf pistol, shoots random officer worker.* Human: If we they do they start firing us. Human: They buy nerf sniper rifles and take pot shots at people from across the office.Īlien: Seems like you could all gang up on them. Human: First ones are those that splurge on the giant rapid firing nerf guns that cost, like, $500. Human: Well, assuming they’re not total assholes, you’ll have one of two kinds of executives. Human: My body was covered in warts for weeks.Īlien: What kind of nerf guns do executives have? Human: You ever try to go to the bathroom only to set off a nerf grenade? Human: They like to booby trap everything. Human: The IT department are the most dangerous, you should avoid going near there in the middle of a nerf war.
Human: They clean the bathrooms, their revenge is justified. Human: They like sneaking up on people and shooting point blank.
Human: Janitors use shotgun nerf guns and hide them in their carts. Human: Most nerf wars often start here and they need to pivot quickly if they are in the middle of a task. Human: Most of the clerks and desk junkies have pistols. Human: You can actually tell a person’s job depending on what nerf gun they have. Human: They do, but each department has their own favorite. Human: *Hefts nerf pistol* I was unprepared once….never again.Īlien: Does everyone have these plastic ballistic toys? Alien: Friend human, why do you keep that plastic ballistic toy beside your desk?
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